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Noel J. Penaflor @NoelJPenaflor@sunny.garden

Bookstore shelf labeled Mystery. Books are shelved so you can't see the title

#books #book #funny

45 Name an Hour @45names@mastodon.social

Agent Orange

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.

#satire #potus45 #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

Non-playing characters

The image is a four-panel comic strip featuring a group of fantasy characters, likely from a role-playing game, gathered around a wooden door. In the first panel, a character exclaims, "Look everyone! A door!" The second panel shows the group discussing various methods to investigate the door, such as casting detect magic, detecting evil, detecting poison, listening for monsters, checking for traps, and considering the possibility that the door is an illusion or a monster. In the third panel, the group continues their discussion, with one character humorously suggesting to talk to the door and another poking it with a spear, only to clarify it's not their good spear. The final panel shows a character at a table with a game board, looking frustrated, with dice and a pencil nearby, indicating a role-playing game context. The comic humorously exaggerates the characters' over-preparation and cautiousness when approaching a simple door.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image features a black and white photograph of an elderly man with a long white beard, dressed in traditional robes, sitting on the floor with one hand raised and the index finger pointing upwards. The background is dark and nondescript, focusing attention on the man. The text overlay reads: "A wise monk once told me Enemies are just pinatas. Hit them and XP falls out." The man's expression is serious and contemplative, and his posture suggests he is imparting wisdom or teaching.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

AaronDavid @AaronDavid@beige.party

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

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Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image is a two-panel meme featuring a character in medieval-style armor. In the top panel, the character is depicted with a dismissive gesture, with the text "Using Heroforge to make minis" beside him. The bottom panel shows the same character with a thumbs-up gesture, accompanied by the text "Using Heroforge to make D&D memes." The character is wearing a detailed silver and gold armor with a red sash, and has a headband with a blue and gold design. The background is plain and neutral, focusing attention on the character and the text.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image features a meme with text and a photograph. The top part of the image contains text that reads: "Wizard: The treasure we stole from the Dragon's hoard has some kind of tracking spell on it... I'd hate to be caught with any of it! Oath of Poverty Paladin who just deposited his cut with the Bankers Guild:" Below the text is a photograph of a man with a slight smile, looking through blinds. The man is wearing a white shirt and a dark tie, and he appears to be in an office setting. The blinds partially obscure his face, adding a sense of secrecy or mischief to the image. The meme humorously contrasts the wizard's concern about being caught with the paladin's nonchalant attitude, suggesting that the paladin has already deposited his share of the treasure, making him less worried about the tracking spell.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image is a four-panel comic strip depicting a scene from a role-playing game, specifically a horror scenario. The first panel shows an empty classroom with large windows, through which cherry blossom trees are visible. The text reads, "What's up with this school?" The second panel shows the same classroom, with the text, "I can't get out, the doors and windows are locked." The third panel continues with the same classroom, and the text reads, "Why are there cherry blossom trees outside? I should take a look." The final panel zooms in on the windows, revealing red handprints and streaks, with the text, "F*ck." The overall theme of the comic strip is the gradual buildup of tension and horror, as the player character becomes aware of the unsettling situation.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two individuals standing in front of a building with a sign that reads "Flex Seal." The person on the left is labeled "WOTC" and is handing a document to the person on the right, labeled "DM." The document is labeled "RULES TO DM THE GAME." The bottom panel shows a person labeled "DM" with a shocked expression, hands covering their mouth, and the text "MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO" in the bottom left corner. The background of the bottom panel is a warm, orange hue, suggesting a dramatic or intense moment. The meme humorously contrasts the idea of following strict rules with the more flexible approach of improvisation in role-playing games.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image features a close-up of a man with a bald head, wearing a light gray suit jacket over a white shirt and a black tie. His expression is somber, with tears visible on his cheeks, suggesting an emotional moment. The background is a solid red color, which contrasts with the man's skin tone and attire. At the top of the image, there is white text that reads, "When the DM says 'you can certainly try...'" This text is likely a caption added to the image, providing context for the man's expression.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Education. #grickledoodle #birdsandbees #sex #parenting #cartoon #drawing #art #funny

A cartoon illustration of a father bird and mother bee sitting down to talk to their mixed bird-bee child. Caption reads "Son, your mother and I feel you're ready to have the 'talk'."

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The beautiful moment when everyone stacks buffs on a single character

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

When the rules lawyer player tries to use some broken combination on the DM.

The image features a two-panel meme with a character from a movie. The character is bald, wearing a black leather jacket and an eyepatch over his left eye. In the top panel, he stands with his right hand on his hip, looking to the side. The text reads, "I recognize the PHB has made a rule..." In the bottom panel, the character is shown from a slightly different angle, with his hands in his pockets. The text continues, "but given that is a stupid-ass rule, I have elected to ignore it." The background is dark with blue lighting, suggesting a futuristic or high-tech setting. The meme humorously comments on ignoring rules perceived as unreasonable.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

Frankie @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social

The image is a meme titled "DND's Aesthetic Across the Years: Firenewt," featuring five panels, each representing a different edition of Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) with a focus on the Firenewt creature. The panels are labeled from left to right as 1E, 2E, 3E, 4E, and 5E.

The first panel (1E) shows a grayscale illustration of a Firenewt with a sword, accompanied by the text "YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE DISMEMBERED IN THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE."
The second panel (2E) depicts a black and white illustration of a Firenewt in armor, with the text "WHEN YOUR FIGHTER BREAKS THE WARP 10 THRESHOLD."
The third panel (3E) features a colorful illustration of a Firenewt with a sword, set against a backdrop of a full moon, with the text "FREAKING ADORABLE, MAKES BOBLIN THE GOBLIN LOOK LIKE A PILE OF PUKE."
The fourth panel (4E) is a simple orange text on a white background, stating "NOTHING TO SEE HERE," with a note below that reads "4E GOT BURNED OUT. SORRY, THAT PUN WAS STUPID. I'M TIRED."
The fifth panel (5E) shows a vibrant illustration of a Firenewt with a sword, described as "LIVING GUMMY CANDY."
Each panel humorously critiques the aesthetic changes in D&D editions, with the Firenewt creature serving as a focal point for the commentary.

#DnD #Dndmemes #funny

justada @adaofgreengables@eldritch.cafe

I have obtained the power of a god (an fpc breakout board), no foe (modern consumer electronic) can stand in my way
#electronics #funny #ihope #lol

a photo of an fpc breakout board connected to an lcd screen

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

If it works, it works.

Motherboard and hard drive strapped directly onto the back of a monitor, no case used.

#tech #pc #meme

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

Errors built this body

A skinny coder transforms into a bodybuilder after doing one pushup for every coding error.

#error #programming #coding

45 Name an Hour @45names@mastodon.social

President Dumpster

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not get carceral over comedy.

#satire #potus45 #funny

Teodor Sandu @teodorsandu@mastodon.online

Types of github users, followed by multiple github charts with descriptions.

#funny #meme #github

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

when Python isn’t just a programming language anymore

Happy before the exam, crying after realizing Python is more than a snake.

#python #coding #programming

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